Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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