yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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