I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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