That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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