I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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