So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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