Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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