At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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