Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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