Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
