Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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