We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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