if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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