alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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