Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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