this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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