Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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