Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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