Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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