If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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