Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark