i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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