I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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