I smell stomach acid.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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