It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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