piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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