Whod you bang
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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