so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
This baby is an asshole
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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