when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm sobbing to NWA
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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