Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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