You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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