Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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