i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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