It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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