im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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