yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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