We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Its about making memories worth repressing
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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