You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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