Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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