My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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