If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize