I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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