Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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