that's an acceptable place to lick
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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