This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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