I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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