we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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