I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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