well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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