dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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