May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Sorry about my life...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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