So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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