Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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