I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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