well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
