I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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