I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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